Italian Neighbours? Apart from another, still empty, house we can espy at the end of that precipice which acts as the western limit of our little estate, we have none. Do we miss them? Not really. In fact, we’ve decided that, as far as we’re concerned, the less we have to do with neighbours the better. Idyllic Enid Blytonesque encounters with those on the other side of the garden fence exchanging tea-time banter or the occasional glass or spoonful of sugar are not for us. True, neighbours have come in useful at times. Now, however, that we have our own car-battery charger and the lawn-mower has, to date failed to break down we need them less and less. Have neighbours perhaps proved useful in informing us of anything untoward happening to our property if we’ve been away from it for any length of time? It has happened.
It has also happened, however, that neighbours have informed other less agreeable members of the community. Here’s an example:
When a brexitanian neighbour kindly told us, while we were away abroad on family business, that someone had complained to them about the wisteria hedge of our former house overgrowing on the path outside our gate, apparently impeding pedestrian progress, and that perhaps they could trim it for us we were grateful for their offer and remunerated them accordingly.
We have now received (three years later…!) a three-figure fine from the local municipal police stating that at that same time they received a complaint from X and that they had to issue an injunction against us for breaking the law on the obstruction of public foot-paths.
Having lived in that particular property for close onto seventeen years we had never previously received any complaint about our garden hedge, let alone been issued with a fine for it. In any case, if some wisteria twigs had become too long could these have not been severed with a ‘pennato’, or local version of the machete, which every household in our mountain country communities has, especially when local paths regularly become overgrown with brambles particularly during the summer?
No…this incident appears to us to display the negative side of neighbours who, like those who begat us, we have no choice in selecting.
Unless one is desperately sociable and cannot live without neighbours on either side, no matter of what ilk these might be, or unless one has a village or town dwelling suitably insulated from others and (preferably…) without a hedge then – for us, the best choice we’ve done – is to move to a place where the nearest neighbour is at least a mile away and where the only nuisances one is likely to get are from wild boars, badgers, deer, the occasional hunters’ dogs and wolves.













































































































