A Sad Day for Europeans

Today is a sad day, weather-wise, politically, socially and culturally. Weather-wise, because it hasn’t stopped raining, hailing and sleeting for the past week.

Politically, because the UK is going to be in practice as well as in theory (it was supposed to be the latter last January) out of the European Union.  Socially, because, freedom of movements for Brits will have been removed in the EU. No freedom to work where you want to. No freedom to live where you want to. No freedom to love where you want to. In effect, a whole citizenship has been removed from us holders of those British passports which up to now had also comprised European citizenship. Culturally, because teacher and student exchanges throughout the union in the Comenius and Erasmus programmes, from which I too have benefitted, and the cooperation of artistic bodies from orchestras to theatres will be made so much more difficult.

But was the UK ever part of the EU? Was it ever part of their continent? Geologically yes. Until 6500 BC there was no physical separating between the UK and the rest of the European continent. Global warming largely caused the separation, especially when the great glaciers of the most recent Ice Age started to melt. A giant tsunami caused by landslides in Scandinavia cut the British Isles off from the rest of Europe. It was yet another effect of climate change and another vindication that politics are closely related to, indeed influenced by climate.

(The British Isles getting cut off from the rest of Europe in 6500 BC)

However, the appearance of the English Channel (known as ‘la Manica’ – the sleeve in Italian – no mention that it is ‘English’ here) did not stop those in the Italian peninsula from invading the UK. The period of Roman occupation was, in the opinion of many, a time of great opportunity for Brits. They learnt new skills; they became part of the largest western empire the world has known. They became civilized – a difficult word to define as even Lord Kenneth Clark had to admit.  Brits learnt to live in cities.  

(At the British-Roman city of Uriconium a few years ago)

They learnt the benefits of under-floor central heating (indeed UK houses have never been so warm since). They learnt the benefits of having regular baths and keep-fit centres – something which has only recently returned to full capacity in that Roman Spa aptly known as Bath. Brits even became literate – a skill which has sadly become lost to too many of its inhabitants today.

(Sandra at Bath a few years ago)

For over four hundred years the UK prospered under Roman governance which was in many aspects a precursor of the EU in terms of its tolerance, equal workers’ rights (give or take a few slaves) and multicultural immigration policy with Roman citizens settling in Britain from many parts of the Empire.[ Indeed, there arose a distinctive Roman-British culture which had a great influence in improving such areas as agriculture, urban planning, industrial production and architecture.

All this changed with the barbarian invasions. Not quite as quickly as many archaeologists used to think but enough, rather like the Tory party’s ERG to irreparably damage Romano-British culture.

By the Middle Ages, however, the UK had been restored to a position of prime importance in the continent of Europe. Indeed, some of the best works of art there came from Britain. ‘Opus Anglicanorum’ (English Needlework) was particularly sought after, especially for ecclesiastical vestments and furnishings.

(Opus anglicanorum at Pisa’s cathedral museum)

Regrettably, the best of this work only survives on the continent since most of it in the UK was destroyed in one of the worst disasters to occur to any civilization: a catastrophe equal to the demolition of Montezuma’s Aztec civilization by the Spanish conquistadores or the obliteration of historical mosques and ancient Hellenistic monuments by Daesh.

(Tintern abbey when I photographed it as a schoolboy)

This disaster was, of course, the dissolution of the monasteries in 1536 by the bestial King Henry VIII. Under the con that the riches of the monasteries were to be redistributed to the feudal peasants the only real beneficiaries were the lords and barons of the king’s court. It was very much in parallel to the swindling of the common man by Brexit where the recipients will be the rich, owners of hedge funds, off-shore accounts and tax-evaders who will become even richer while the rest of the populace will be deprived of even their basic workers’ rights and removed from the EU’s generous welfare policies to deprived areas. To illustrate one example of how big this con has been just look at the county of Cornwall where the majority of Cornish, already dispossessed of their native Celtic language, which was banned from being taught or even uttered in schools, voted for Brexit but are now complaining that their EU subsidies have been withdrawn and replaced by a pittance from Westminster instead.

I need not continue any further. It will be for future generations to repair the damage done by the present thugs of Westminster and hopefully restore the UK as an integral, indeed a leading partner, of the EU. Sadly, I fear I may not live long enough to witness this but on my heart shall always be inscribed the word ‘Europe’.

Christmas Weather

Christmas time this year has thrown all kinds of weather at us from luminous days of blue sky and clear views to blustery foggy blankness just to further confuse us as to which covid-colour day it is from red to orange to yellow. It doesn’t matter too much for me. I’m glad to enjoy my solitude which is certainly not the same thing as loneliness and am developing my cooking skills so I don’t need restaurants which sadly are reduced to just cooking for take-away. The higher villages in our valley have received snowfalls but at Longoio at just 2,200 feet above sea level we’re just getting lots of something between rain and sleet.  Although the lovely days are paid for by very cold nights I prefer these to living in a milder climate with days more reminiscent of Atlantic tempests. On one of the nicer days I took my cats for a walk (or rather they took me) in the woods around Longoio.

Suddenly round one corner of the path a big vivacious dog appeared and our cats felt it was better to disappear somewhat rapidly. Archie, our latest addition, now a resident of our household for just over a year, quickly headed for the nearest tree where he showed his prowess in arboreal climbing.

Less successful was Archie’s descent from the tree until he realised that it’s easier to get down a tree tail first since claws grip a lot better that way.

Today we are once again plunged to gloom and dark vapours.

What does one do in such an environmentally hostile situation? The best thing ù is to check one’s rations of food, wine, and activities.

Fortunately I’d prepared for Christmas reasonably well so none of these will be a problem for next couple of weeks at east. Of DVD’s and streaming I have an ample supply watching everything from epics like ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ (an excellent way to keep warm just gaze upon those vast expanses of desert (you can read about our adventures in the Jordan’s desert at https://longoio2.wordpress.com/2014/11/04/wadi-rum-or-mars/)

to costume classics like ITV’s excellent 2007 version of ‘Northanger Abbey’ to ‘Queenie’, a somewhat fantasised film about the life of Merle Oberon, and other things like “Fifty shades of Grey” which paradoxically remains a feminist film as the heroine (and she really has to be one, unlike Catherine Moorland) has free choice to have whatever pleasurable (?) punishments are inflicted upon her.

Anyway,  Archie has given up up his tree climbing for the time being and is restricting himself to the comfort of the sofa. It’s really that sort of day!

Merry Christmas / Buon Natale

 

This is a busy Christmas night
while all adore the little child.
Joseph brings in the hay to feed
the donkey on this night so mild.

The virgin mum with softest gaze
looks on the miracle that’s passed
and three young faces join with hers
upon a mystery so vast.

And from the mountains come the pipes,
gigantic figure from afar,
to play a gentle pastorale
upon this place of the great star.

Bright chubby angels congregate,
below the crib a dog keeps guard
and shepherd’s son presents a dove
while more are pointed to the yard.

What music may we hear this night,
what converse from all present here?
The sound of joy must echo far
and join us all in pleasant cheer!

(Traduzione)

NATIVITA’ (Domenichino)

Questa è una notte di Natale intensa:
mentre tutti adorano il piccolo bambino.
Giuseppe porta il fieno per nutrire
l’asino in questa notte così mite.

La mamma vergine con lo sguardo più morbido
guarda il miracolo che è passato
e tre giovani facce si uniscono a lei
su un mistero così vasto.
 
E dalle montagne arrivano le cornamuse.
Una figura gigantesca da lontano,
suona una dolce pastorale
in questo luogo sotto la grande stella.
 
I paffuti angeli brillanti si riuniscono;
sotto la culla un cane fa la guardia
e il figlio di pastore presenta una colomba
mentre più sono indicati al presepe.
 

Che musica possiamo ascoltare questa notte?
Di che cosa conversano tutti i presenti qui?
Il suono della gioia deve risuonare lontano
e unire noi tutti in un allegria piacevole!

Note; The painting of the Adoration of the Shepherds of c. 1607–10 by the Italian 17th century master Domenichino, previously in our school’s picture gallery, (Dulwich College)  was sold for £105,000 to the National Gallery of Scotland in 1971 to pay for roof repairs. 

My Christmas Carol

This will be an introspective Christmas for many. It will certainly be rather different for all.  So many, in various states of isolation brought on by the present world health crisis, will muse on their own Christmases past, present and future. Like Dickens’ immortal tale we shall be visited by the ghosts of those three spirits of Christmas.

One will remember that the first spirit, the Ghost of Christmas Past, takes Scrooge to the Christmas scenes of his boyhood, reminding him of a time when he was more innocent but also where he makes his first mistakes including the ending of his engagement to his fiancée Belle.

The ghost of my Christmas past brings on a rather mixed bag of memories. Joyously, I will be reminded of happy Christmases spent with my grandparents in Milan where the tree was decorated with lights in the shape of little houses, cottages and chapels, where there was a lovely animated crib in the parish church of San Camillo, where presents, especially from my aunt were truly special like that clockwork excavator from ‘Western Zone’ Germany

and where lunches were graced with panettone and panforte.

The English Christmases were somewhat less enjoyable. I wonder why? Perhaps it was because my mum really wished she was back in Milan celebrating an Italian-style Christmas and not one with that cheapest of meat for Italy, turkey, and that stodgy pudding. Perhaps that’s why she was more often than not, in an irritable mood, especially on one occasion when my brother secretly opened his presents before the appointed time.

One will remember that the second spirit, the Ghost of Christmas Present, takes Scrooge to a jolly market with people buying food for their Christmas dinner. Everyone is in a happy mood no matter how poor they may be. My second spirit of Christmas first showed himself himself when I married Sandra. Suddenly so many things changed for the better, even though we were so often quite poor, and Christmas became a truly joyous occasion with visits to Sandra’s Italian parents in north London and a lunch supervised to exquisite perfection by her Florentine father. Every Christmas with Sandra has been a joy and our rituals of decorating the house, making the nativity crib, going to Midnight Mass at London’s, Saint Etheldreda’s

 or Lucca’s chiesa dell’Angelo,

adorning the Christmas tree with lights and baubles and giving presents to each other with the names of our cats has followed a reassuringly set pattern.

For only four Christmases, including, unfortunately, the one this year, in our forty-three years of marriage years of marriage have we been apart. One of them was when I spent it Greenwich hospital with an embolism and the other this year – well we all know the reason why so many people will not be spending their Christmases this year with their families. (Incidentally it’s a slightly cold comfort to know that at least two of my friends from Lucca are marooned like Sandra in London. And clearly they are missing their lovely city badly).

The third spirit, the Ghost of Christmas Yet to come, shows Scrooge a Christmas Day in the future and reveals scenes involving the death of a disliked man whose funeral is attended by local businessmen only on condition that lunch is provided. That disliked man is, of course, Scrooge himself.

What will the third spirit, the ghost of Christmas future, bring for all of us? Who knows? I suspect, however, that it will not start brilliantly for many unless the world changes its attitudes on many things – in particular on money….. It will start even less well for the UK thanks to the will of a slim majority of persons who voted to cut the continent off from their thoughts in the mistaken belief of regaining their sovereignty.

In this respect it is pleasantly ironic that the first group of people offering food and help to the beleaguered truck drivers blocked on the roads to Dover were the Sikh community – immigrants to the United Kingdom.  All praise to them for showing the true spirit of Christmas. They stand for the changed Scrooge when he is shown a neglected grave, with a tombstone bearing his name. Breaking down and sobbing, Scrooge pledges to change his ways. The first thing he does is to order a goose for his poor exploited employee Bob Cratchit. As the carol says:  “They go and collect the goose, with which they soon returned in high procession.”

And, as Tiny Tim observed, “God bless Us, Every One!”

The Longest Night

Whether we’re in a red, orange or yellow day in Italy may matter little to today’s five big points for me:

First, it’s a beautifully sunny day,

It’s one of the last such days we’ll be having before Christmas, for soon the real below-freezing winter will start and our plants will have to be protected if they are not to die.

Second, it’s going to be a rerun of the Star of Bethlehem as seen by the three Wise Men in AD zero. Jupiter and Saturn are in conjunction and it will be a treat to see such a bright light in the sky tonight. Let’s not miss this sight since another eight hundred years may pass before we get a similar chance.

Third. It’s the year’s shortest day…and the longest night. As John Donne writes in that quintessentially sad poem ‘A Nocturnal upon St. Lucy’s Day’this both the year’s, and the day’s deep midnight is”.

Fourth. If the UK has shut the door on Europe, Europe has done the same on Britain. But this time it’s not because of a misplaced political choice but because of a very real health emergency. The Continent (and the rest of the world) do not wish to be invaded by mutants, especially if they originate from Dover or Heathrow.

Fifth. For many people (like us) it’s going to be a zoomingly whatsapping Christmas with virtual lunches (but some real conversations at least). Yes we’ve been marooned: Sandra in the UK and I in Italy. All those cancelled flights, all those false hopes etc. It’s only the fourth time we’ve not spent Christmas together since we married over forty years ago. This is pretty good going, however, and for so many of us Christmas can be any day we wish. Like Miss Havisham with her cancelled wedding party I’ll keep the decorations up but will refrain from having rats on the dining table rushing about eating the panettone and may even do a bit of dusting to wipe those cobwebs away.

I will also not continue to wear my Santa Claus hat when going out. And as for those Christmas carols…

If anything this Christmas season will teach us many things. We are all refugees in our own countries and all in need of that little extra piece of love and humanity from others. Let’s trust we all receive that as a present at least.

Double-Thinking In Bagni di Lucca

When towards the end of his life the philosopher Bertrand Russell was asked what he thought the most important axioms were he replied:

I should like to say two things, one intellectual and one moral. The intellectual thing I should want to say is this: When you are studying any matter, or considering any philosophy, ask yourself only what are the facts and what is the truth that the facts bear out. Never let yourself be diverted either by what you wish to believe, or by what you think would have beneficent social effects if it were believed. But look only, and solely, at what are the facts. That is the intellectual thing that I should wish to say. The moral thing I should wish to say…I should say love is wise, hatred is foolish. In this world which is getting more closely and closely interconnected we have to learn to tolerate each other, we have to learn to put up with the fact that some people say things that we don’t like. We can only live together in that way and if we are to live together and not die together we must learn a kind of charity and a kind of tolerance which is absolutely vital to the continuation of human life on this planet.”

It would certainly be lovely to be able to tolerate other people’s views without question even if one believed that the facts they were based on were largely fanciful. After all, that other great philosopher Voltaire is said to have uttered:

“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it”.

We are about to end this year with a double whammy, at least as far as the UK is concerned. The first is the unending saga of Brexit. I voted to remain as I felt the devil one knows was better. Certainly the EU is full of imperfections but it still adheres to the ideals of its original founders and has preserved us from the worst forms of worker exploitation and, above, from the threat of an endemic state of war which has tortured the European continent since the fall of the Roman Empire. Yet I continue to receive these messages from persons I not only tolerate but still respect:

I believe that the EU which is a corrupted organisation and involved in the most dishonest financial and political crimes will be dismantled, once lots of truths will be coming out in the near future.

I do believe it from the bottom of my heart. What we have been living for the past nine months is the most important time in history in a long time. It is a time of awakening to the false truths and that we have been fed for a very long time. It is not political. But I would say biblical. 

It is literally the third world war. It is a fight between The Dark and the Light. And the Light will win.”

The other thing I find hard to take is the conspiracy theories of those who believe that Covid-19 is a tool of a carefully engineered totalitarian scheme to reduce us to obedient servants of an oppressive world government. Like this other message I received:

Listen to the true scientists – Nobel Prize medical scientists. People that have actually been involved in making them for military purpose like Montanari and Gatti.

There are two kind of science. One is the corrupted science that has been giving us all lies up to now and that has the monopoly with giant pharmaceutical companies. The other is an independent science that has been squashed and silenced by the ones in power.”

Another message on this same theme comes from someone I used to play chess with before covid concerns entered into the equation. I certainly could not accuse good chess players of lacking logic: 

The masks are the symbol of the muzzle and the gag to silence those who are not in line, just like dog- owners, to prevent them from barking or biting.  Nature has taught us to breathe pure air and we pollute it. Just use appropriate masks where the air is not pure, but outdoors and above all it is more harmful to use them.  Furthermore, as indicated on the packaging, they only serve to protect our interlocutor from any Covid transmitted by you, not the other way around.  The virus is a millionth part of a millimetre and a normal tissue is not able to stop it. It can only stop a drop that contains it by fixing it on the mask but then it is not enough.  On the other hand, you breathe in the carbon dioxide you emit.  So when in doubt it should be used in closed places in contact with others, not to defend you but them and in the shortest possible time.”

The problem is that the quotations I have printed above are all from people I have considered friends and in some cases worked alongside in artistic projects. Have they been brainwashed rather like the way Winston was by the end of Orwell’s ‘1984’? Or is it I who is the brainwashed victim?

Does ‘doublethink’ really exist? As Winston, in ‘1984’, mused in front of the telescreen while doing his morning exercises as instructed.

To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic”

Now what am I supposed to do? Refuse to talk about religion and politics and stick to safe subjects like what will the weather be like tomorrow or what is the best way to cook lasagne?

Of course, we are all entitled to our opinions. That surely must be the basis of a democratic and balanced civilization. However, there is this significant difference. There is a tone of almost messianic ranting, of belief that unless we believe the messages’ viewpoint we are all doomed to enslavement and eventual extermination.

I look forwards to two world developments once I have tried to forget all these tantalizing thoughts during Christmas: the state of the UK after New Year’s Eve and the covid vaccination programme. Will we still have to continue double-thinking for long after that I wonder?

Of Tipples and Tinctures

What’s your favourite tipple? This is quite a topical question, especially since Christmas is just round the corner. We can’t be locked down from a drink with one other person surely?

In recent years there has been a resurgence of gin drinking, especially in London where the juniper-flavoured potion started being distilled in the seventeenth century after being introduced by the Dutch. A G & T seems to be a traditional introduction to an evening’s entertainment in many circles and certainly there are some interesting brands around: Bombay Sapphire, for example, an echo of the Raj if there ever was one. For me, however, gin is unbearably connected with ‘1984’ and Winston’s last drink at the Chestnut Tree café after he has been tortured and brain-washed to love Big Brother.

“Unbidden, a waiter came and filled his glass up with Victory Gin, shaking into it a few drops from another bottle with a quill through the cork. It was saccharine flavoured with cloves, the speciality of the cafe.”

Gin also has horrendous connotations with Hogarth’s engraving of Gin Lane where one sees the effects of the drink among which can be espied  infanticide, madness, disease, starvation and suicide.  For example, there’s that syphilitic woman throwing her child down the steps at the bottom of which is a figure reduced skeletally by the effects of the beverage.

If it was

“Drunk for a penny

Dead drunk for two pence”

I would add “dead for threepence”

Dickens, of course saw that gin was not the primal cause why people were reduced to such wretched states. He writes:

“Gin-drinking is a great vice in England, but wretchedness and dirt are a greater; and until you improve the homes of the poor, or persuade a half-famished wretch not to seek relief in the temporary oblivion of his own misery, with the pittance that, divided among his family, would furnish a morsel of bread for each, gin-shops will increase in number and splendour”.

Plus ca change!

Compare all this with the healthy humans in Hogarth’s parallel engraving of Beer Street where commerce and good company thrive. It’s almost as if the unhealthy tinctures of the continent are contrasted with honest healthy English beers.

Of course, I agree there’s nothing to beat a pint of ‘Nelson’s Blood’ brewed in Chatham, the dockyard where HMS Victory was built. It’s one of the few things that would make me return to a post-brexit UK.

Whisky and soda is OK although I prefer to drink whisky by itself, preferably from a hip flask that anyone venturing across the Highland heathers is advised to take as an essential part of their survival equipment.

I’ve tried Vodka a few times but the way it has turned me into a psychopath is frightening. No wonder Russia has the one of the highest records of domestic violence.

No, none of these would really satisfy me except for my two favourites. Not Rum and coke (I just don’t like coke that much and its taste reminds me of some tooth eroding disinfectant) but rum with a fruit juice like pineapple and coconut.

Now that’s a really sunshine drink prompting memories of wonderful holidays passed in Antigua, Saint Lucia and Saint Maarten. And particularly, in Cuba where, naturally, it is closely associated with that other fabulous snifter the Mojito, Hemingway’s favourite tipple, made with the best rum, brown sugar, lime, soda and mint. A mojito is a cocktail no-one could possibly be without, especially during these somewhat trying times.

In Italy my favourite pick-me-up is Campari and Soda which a friend calls their ‘happy drink’. Quite right too! Obtained from the infusion of bitter herbs, aromatic plants and fruit in a mixture of alcohol and water, it has an intense aroma and a ruby red colour.

This awesome drink was developed in a small bar in Novara by Gaspare Campari in 1860 who then moved to Milan a couple of years later.  The (secret) Campari recipe has remained unchanged ever since.

Campari Soda was launched in 1932: with that famous conical bottle designed by the futurist artist Fortunato Depero.

His advert designs for the drink are equally original.

I hope that you’ll have a respectable amount of your favourite tincture this Christmas. It’ll keep us company if nothing else and is a better cure for the blues than any psychotherapeutic session and (in most cases) a lot cheaper.

Now as for Italian wines …but I’d better keep this post short before I become too thirsty!

 

 

What is next…

What a strange approach to Christmas we are experiencing!

In the Christian calendar it is called Advent but I have never felt an Advent like this. No living cribs, no presepi, no Christmas markets. Not even a lovely Christmas carol concert such as we experienced  in Southwark cathedral a couple of years ago with my own school and also at the Convento del Angelo.

Indeed, what a strange year is drawing to its weird close. Unwelcome? To be thrown out like a pet’s mischief on our kitchen floor? No certainly not! We should be grateful for every day of life we have been given on this planet (which a few ignorant megalomaniacs are still attempting to destroy). No, we should be appreciative to have reached this far and to have had the resilience to live through the most life-changing epoch so many of us have experienced.

I certainly do not believe in the axiom that this year is a write-off. Absolutely not! How can we write off the time that we have lived? Indeed, as every day in our lives teaches us something and imparts a  parable, so this year should be a huge lesson for us all. A lesson principally of the definition, of the adventure into our own humanity.

I have been so used in a custom-built community like village Italy to look forwards to the next big event whether it be ‘la Befana’ or the ‘Carnevale’ (at least we were present at the last ‘normal’ event we experienced at Viareggio’s carnival this February), at the events of the ecclesiastical year: Easter, Marian May, Ferragosto, and the local events of our mountain community reflecting the agricultural year: the Fornoli harvest commemorations, the chestnut festivals, the great fiestas of Gallicano and so, so much more. Even the intellectual occasions: the annual De Montaigne festschrift for academics, the theatre season, and the wonderful concerts our talented musicians are able to muster up for us. All gone, all gone with the wind, all cancelled with nothing in our calendar dates to remind us of what might have been and all that has passed. No markers, no alarm calls, no days to tick off the calendar. No hugs, no hand-shaking, no kissing, no warmth of human contact. Yet ever, ever, invisible loving, even illicit, behind social distancing and masques. It is almost like wearing a watch without hours or minutes to tell the time.

What remains then? The planet, around its solar parent, the seasons, the advent of hopeful spring, the ecstatic heights of summer, the reflective season of autumn and now, in the depth of winter, the approach to the longest night, the vigil of Saint Lucy… and the snows on our Apennine peaks. Yes, let us relate to ourselves to the seasons, so disparate in England where my continental friends say that all four can occur in single day. Let us return back to the cycle of nature. Let us remember  the environment. Embrace her with all the love we can possibly give with our tiny mortal incapable selves. Let us listen to the call of bird-song, feel the crunch of falling leaves, revel in the ending warmth of setting rays on our cheek, observe the inescapable changing of our sphere, regain our innermost strength, and just live for one second in eternal ecstasy and joy!

A Modelling Career

The combination of seemingly unstoppable rain for almost a fortnight now combined with our drastic cut to social life thanks to covid and the predictably disastrous end to the biggest con executed upon the British people since the dissolution of the monasteries – I refer, of course, to the no-deal – may drive some of the more susceptible of us  to drink and despair and the less susceptible to spend more time on personal leisure activities whether these be the exploration of the more abstruse passages of the Kama Sutra or other exotic practises to develop the mind and other parts.

I’ve tended to find that a nice way to get one’s mind off the present calamitous world situation (actually hasn’t any world situation since the end of the last Ice Age been calamitous) is to take to modelling. No, not for Vogue, not even to photograph some alluring siren on the cat walk – I’ve my own felines to do that. Here’s one I did in marquetry some years back:

But, instead, to indulge in a hobby I have enjoyed on and off since my earliest days: that of making miniatures of buildings or modes of transport or animals using a variety of materials.

For wood there’s my vague Sopwith camel imitation.

Sandra may probably manage to come over here on this cardboard version of a monoplane:

Of buildings this will probably be the closest I’ll get to owning a castle.

The nice thing about it is that the keep slides off to reveal the inner sanctum of the lordly habitation complete with treasure chest and minstrels.

Of course, the ancient Romans were more laid back with one of their villas here, complete with triclinium and Arcadian arbour.

As for Lucca’s mediaeval times I’ve managed to piece together this miniaturised version of the Guinigi tower. Making it from a pre-printed postcard was really too small for comfort.

I love my prehistoric and not so prehistoric animals: our planet’s denizens if it goes on any further like this might soon join them

Our bathroom is not exempt from this activity although it tends to concentrate more on fluorescent jigsaws and plastic fish.

Of models that actually work I’ve this variety of gliders. When younger I used to have great fun making them with the more sophisticated Keil Kraft gliders (remember them?).

I love messing about in boats (having obtained a RYA certificate in the Thames waters):

And cutting cute woodland book ends have been my pride and joy.

There’s nothing to beat a typical English nineteen thirties semi. Here are a couple I’ve completed for nostalgia’s sake.

My finest model is not on show. Regrettably it got lost in transit from the UK to Italy many years ago

I’d spent ages on the cardboard version of one of Spain’s most fabulous buildings; the King’s palace of Escorial. I’d even fitted it up with interior lights and with loudspeakers to transmit the motets of that greatest of Hispanic renaissance composers Tomas Luis de Victoria. I also added a bit of Soler who was also resident at the palace, played exquisitely by friend Gilbert Roland who has recorded every one of his amazing sonatas. Who knows where this model is now? Not even the company that supplied me the parts for its construction is in existence any more. ‘Sic transit…

At least my Victorian house remains. It has proved most useful in my English lessons to Italian children. They all now know what upstairs/downstairs means…and as for counterpanes,

This chap is a frenetic jazz drummer I picked up in pieces from a fabulous wood modelling centre in Wales at Timberkits models in the heart of beautiful mid wales. Our drummer will shortly have a double bass player to keep him company. Just turn their Handels and hear the sounds that come out.

There is a pile of Airfix-type models I still have to piece together. If the bloody pandemic carries on like this I, might well have to complete further warships and tanks in order to fight the world’s injustices

Anyway the best modelists are Italians both in the wonderful way the world’s most beautiful girls do the cat walk with the world’s most gorgeous dresses and with the presepi or cribs which every Christmas tide grace Italian churches and streets. Sadly this year there will be so much fewer of them around but I will still attempt to hunt out those that are on display. At least my one poor effort, cobbled from some ready-made ones, and my own additions will grace the mantelpiece on top of our fire this Christmastide.

And, by the way, with all the snow that’s happened and the extra we are promised we cannot do without this little multi-coloured snowman I also recently put together.

Tiepolo in Milan (and lots more)

Milan has for me always been the Italian city with the greatest significance. My mother’s parents lived there and for some of my early life I was brought up by them in their top-most flat situated on the Piazza Duca D’Aosta fronting that grandiloquent display of neo- Assyrian architecture which is Milan’s central station.

This is a bird’s eye view of the flat showing that it is the only one with a terrace in that block. I note that on the north side of the terrace some greenery has been added.

It was on this terrace that I would enjoy my ‘tinned’ baths:

My grandparents, however, were not originally Milanese. My grandmother was born in Turin and my grandfather spent his early days at the naval port of La Spezia where his father was a carabiniere. My mother, however, was born in Milan and lived in Via San Marco where, in the local church, Verdi’s Requiem received its first performance on May 22nd 1874, exactly one year after the death of its dedicatee, Alessandro Manzoni, author of ‘I Promessi Sposi’, better known in English as ‘The Betrothed’ and Italy’s seminal novel, not only because it is so engrossingly written but because it set the pattern for modern Italian prose writing.

Although Milan was a city I lived a considerable part of my early life it was only later that I began to appreciate its artistic wonders, some of which are the most extraordinary in the whole of Italy.

Yet Milan is not a city to immediately attract the visitor’s eye unlike places like Venice, Perugia, Naples, Florence and Genoa, for, in the midst of its modern architecture, Milan does not present a characteristic Italian mediaeval historical centre, although it does have many mediaeval buildings, including one of Europe’s finest gothic cathedrals and one of the most imposing castles in the peninsula.

This lack of immediate beauty in Milan is because of three main reasons.

First, there was considerable nineteenth century redevelopment in an ambitious attempt to bring the rapidly growing industrial and commercial centre up to date with other European cities. Milan remains Italy’s and one of Europe’s financial hubs. Indeed, the city of London’s Lombard Street is evidence of how much Milanese finance became a component of England’s capital city. Part of this rebuilding included, as in Florence, the demolition of the old city walls, the ‘bastioni’, leaving just the gates which give their names to Milan’s main areas.

(The ‘bastioni’ of Porta Venezia)

Here is one of the gates remaining. It’s Porta Nuova, one of the earliest photos I took with my then new Bencini Comet II camera.

(My early picture of Porta Nuova)

Second, Milan was very heavily bombed during World War II (especially during 1943-4) and lost several characteristic streets and many noble palazzi. Although some famous buildings were restored – among the first was the city’s world-famous opera house, ‘Teatro alla Scala’: its reconstruction pleaded for by the great conductor Arturo Toscanini who knew how its restoration would contribute to raising Milanese  morale. – others unfortunately disappeared for ever; for example the wonderful palazzo Archinto behind the Duomo, the cathedral, with its ceilings frescoed by Tiepolo.

This sad fact I discovered by exploring Milan with a pre-war guide to the city published by the Italian Automobile Club.  I had thought the palazzo was still standing but, instead a new office building had risen in its place. One of the employees kindly showed me black-and-white photographs of the magnificent frescoes Milan had lost thanks to the sorties of the liberating US flying fortresses.

Happily, however, several other palazzi with gorgeous Tiepolo frescoes still stand in Milan.

Palazzo Isimbardi, Milan’s Town Hall:

Tapestry room: Palazzo Clerici:

Ballroom: Palazzo Dugnani

Luckily, as I later discovered, Milan remains a world centre of Art Nouveau architecture, or ‘Stile Liberty’ as it is known in Italy. My tour of these remarkable and newly revalued buildings with David Hill who worked for the British council but who is now, alas, departed from this world, will always rest in my memory.  One of the most spectacular buildings of Milanese Art Deco, David pointed out, is the Casa Galimberti near Porta Venezia.

Third, much like what happened with London when, thanks to bureaucratic vandalism, it lost, among other treasures, the Euston Arch and the Coal Exchange, the sixties and seventies were decades with scant appreciation of nineteenth century buildings. True, some fine modern architecture was erected during this period. As a child I excitedly witnessed the progress of Pier Luigi Nervi’s ‘Pirellone’, for a long time Europe’s tallest building, rising up to seemingly stratospheric heights on the opposite side of the square we lived in. Now the headquarters of Milan’s civic administration, the skyscraper was once the headquarters of Pirelli – a company which my wife was to work for as official translator and with her own secretary.

Sadly, however, it was during this somewhat iconoclastic period of the city’s history that many of its characteristic ‘palazzini’ apartment blocks, dating from pre-unification days and now considered too unhygienic, came under the pick-axe to be replaced by concrete monstrosities.

Among the greatest losses I list the covering up and disappearance of most of the characteristic Milanese ‘navigli’ or canals which connected the city to the rivers Adda and the Po and which were main arteries of transport even after the railways had reached the city. In particular, I remember the Naviglio della Martesana running behind the Salesian institute  where my grandmother used to take me for catechism lessons.

What would I give for these wonderful canals to be restored to the open air again?

(Via Melchiorre Gioia, Milan, as it was until the 60’s with the Martesana canal skirting it. The church is  the basilica of Sant’Agostino of the Salesian Institute Don Bosco where I learned my catechism.

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