Today would have been ‘Freedom day’ for some brits. For others it would have amounted to banishment, Kleenex tissues and copious amounts of strong spirits. I need not tell you what I am referring to – I don’t want to add to the thousands of patients suffering from a now well-defined mental disturbance caused by stress and anxiety deriving from a situation created by politicians who wouldn’t even be able to decide on their lunch menu at BDL’s ‘Circolo dei Forestieri’.
I just wonder if there will be enough psychotherapists left in the UK once most of the continental ones have fled from an island inhabited by sympathisers of ‘European Researchers’. What an irony that it was this same island that gave refuge to an eminent psychoanalyst fleeing from Nazi persecution. His name, of course, was Sigmund Freud and I just wonder what he would have said about it all. Perhaps that UK is suffering from a Nordic version of the Oedipus complex termed the Hárbarðsljóð syndrome, the name deriving from a Norse legend dealing with a verbal combat between Thor, the god of thunder and a mysterious ferryman, who introduces himself as Harbard but is, in fact, Odin, the king of the Gods, disguised.
The concept of a ferry fits the UK archipelago of islands rather appropriately – if ferry companies without ferries are not employed! The verbal duel is equally apposite when looking at the almost three years of somewhat wasted negotiations between the UK and the EU.
The fact is that the UK, having shed its venerable figure lording it over an empire on which the sun never used to set, is still finding it difficult to be re-born as an infant who is having a somewhat fraught relationship with its re-discovered mum, Europe. (And don’t give me that shit about Europa being abducted by Jove who transformed himself into a bull).
Verbal duels have abounded in the hothouse Cloche merle atmosphere of Bagni di Lucca where a rag, tag and bobtail clump of brits have found themselves planted for varying periods of time, either permanently or part-timely. Cutting across these brits are no longer those decisions over which aperitivo to drink or what kind of pizza to savour – these, sadly, are discussions long-since dimmed in the once amicable sunset. No, it is now a choice between full English brexfast and continental caffexistance with brioche in the morning, with a few shades of Earl Greys and Americanos in-between.
The pages of FB which, for many members of this crew, have surpassed the time watching DVD’s of ‘The Good Life’ or leafing through the pages of some monstrous biography of a Britannic worthy, are full of the most varied comments on the subject, ranging from virtuous to vitriolic, from tender to toxic, from sense, to common sense to nonsense.
What has always flabbergasted me is how brits in love with Italy and all the gorgeous things it can offer and who, in some cases, are even resident here, could have believed the bojo trash at all – Bojo who, incidentally, gave a hard time to the daughter of one of Italy’s best commentators on the UK and resident there since Beatle mania days. (Find out who she is yourselves…).
Of course I might quote that eminent politician Keith Hacker who declared that ‘I have nothing against Europe – it’s just Brussels I can’t stand.’
Already, here is a clear distinction made between the effete French fry and the sumptuously soggy chip… Should we now rename the Brussel sprout the Bexhill spud?
I quote from a friend whose female common-sense I have treasured ever since I was a teenager:
Francis, I think we must resist implying that Leave voters are stupid. It doesn’t dignify the Remainers’ stance. I have some highly intelligent friends who voted to leave. Having said that, when I ask what benefits there will be to being outside the EU, I am yet to get an answer, let alone a cogent one. It was, I’m sure, an emotional vote for many Leavers. It is the most horribly polarising thing I can remember in my lifetime, I think. It really has become a taboo subject with several friends I know and love. A national tragedy on many levels.
To which I answered:
Yes …all this quite unnecessary nonsense has done is to divide people, families and friends in a way not seen since the Reformation or, dare I say it, the Civil War. It’s like putting to referenda questions like ‘do you believe in/support God/abortion/same sex marriage/death penalty/abolishing the bourka/faith schools/diesel cars/ etc. etc. These are issues to be settled in Parliament with representatives voted in by us the people. We all have a right to our own opinions and an equal right to discuss them with other people without fear of being bullied. This Brexit thing should NEVER have been raised to a political issue to be thrown to the person in the street to decide by a referendum without a proper quorum of 60%. Whatever the outcome there will need to be a peace, reconciliation and healing committee to patch up the UK nation where, this morning, I hear the news that anxiety and stress caused by Brexit is the fastest growing mental disturbance being treated by the NHS…
A few days ago our area of Bagni di Lucca was hit by strong winds, which, although they did not bring the devastation of March 2015, caused enough concern and damage to worry all of us especially my olive grove.
As I wrote, again on FB:
“Howl, howl, howl, howl!” (Shakespeare ‘King Lear’ act V )
“Urlate, urlate, urlate! Oh!”(Shakespeare ‘Re Lear’ atto V)
Not as bad as the night of March 5th 2015 (see https://longoio2.wordpress.com/…/…/the-night-of-the-tornado/) but still pretty awesome and awful…
To which a friend, denizen of the UK, but not from the England bit, wittily responded thus:
I thought you were talking about Brexit, and then I saw the photos…
Yesterday I righted things in my olive grove and wrote in FB:
Repairing hurricane damage to my ‘orto’. Let’s see if crutches and stones at base will help the olives. Problem is that quite thick roots have been severed. We can but try. Thanks to Sandra for tip about using stones. The trees are well and truly stoned in expectation of the next howling blast.
To which another friendly wit (this time from the England Bit of the as yet UK) responded thus:
Coincidentally, Francis, ‘..well and truly stoned in expectation of the next howling blast’ rather neatly sums up the mood in the UK at present
Actually, the mentality us brits in Italy need is inscribed on this plaque, already described at greater length in my post at https://longoio3.com/2019/03/26/15142/

Meanwhile I wish you all a happy survival, remaining leavers in Bagni di Lucca comune……

(Outside the Westminster municipal lunatic asylum with European Supergirl Madeleina Kay and Young European of the Year for 2018 earlier this year).


















